Friday, May 28, 2010

Level 1:

[x] Slept in class
[x] Talked in class
[x] Not seating at your own place in class
[x] Scolded by a teacher
[x] Litter the classroom
[ ] Did not do your homework at least 15 times
[ ] Submitted your homework late at least 10 times
[ ] Came late for school at least 10 times
[x] Brought/wore home clothes without school's permission
[ ] Brought/wore jewellery to school
[x] Did not pay attention in class for at least 60% of the time
[x] Cried out "sian" or "wa lao wei" to the teacher
[x] Plucked a flower/ killed a plant
[x] Played a trick on your classmates/teacher

Total so far: 10

Level 2:

[ ] Sent for detention class
[x] Ate in class
[x] Not wearing your school uniform (if you have) properly
[x] Shouted at the top of your voice during lesson time
[x] Spotted hairstyle deemed unacceptable by the school
[x] Used a school facility without school's permission
[x] Played soccer/basketball or any other sports in classroom
[x] Singing loudly during lesson
[x] Walking around the class aimlessly during lesson time
[x] Did not greet the teacher properly
[ ] Went to the toilet during lesson time without permission
[x] Played a trick on the teacher during april fools
[x] Used the teacher's table as a rubbish dump
[x] Made yourself a nuisance to the teacher

Total so far: 10 + 12 = 22

Level 3:

[x] Was asked to stay back after school/ break time
[x] Made a fool out of morning assembly
[x] Wasted the school's toilet paper
[x] Sabotaged someone
[x] Irritated someone

Total so far: 22 + 5 = 27

Level 4:

[x] Forged your parent's signature
[ ] Forged a classmate's signature
[ ] Forged a teacher's signature
[ ] Made rude remarks to the school cleaners in front of them
[x] Flew a paper aeroplane down from the school's highest store

Total so far : 27 + 2 = 29

Level 5:

[ ] Played with your PSP in class
[x] Using school computer to play games without a teacher's permission
[x] Listened to music in school
[x ] Messed with the teacher's pigeon hole

Total so far : 29 + 3 = 32

Level 6:

[x] Vandalising with school property
[x] Tried to defame your school in public
[x] Used the internet to scold teachers
[x] Fought with someone in school
[ ] Shoplifted in school

Total so far: 32 + 4 = 36

Level 7:

[x] Cheated in a test
[x] Cheated in a school examination
[ ] Cheated for your PSLE/ GCE 'O' or 'A' Level Examination
[x] Lied to your teacher
[x] Played truancy for hall assemblies/ specific lessons

Total so far: 36 + 4 = 40

Level 8:

[ ] Took drugs in school
[ ] Smoked in school
[ ] Set fire to something in school
[ ] Locked the teacher out of the classroom
[ ] Played truancy just after coming to school just to take attendance

Total so far : 40 + 0 = 40

Level 9:

[ ] Refused to pay school fees
[ ] Cheated the school money
[x] Stole things which belonged to the school
[ ] Pranked called your school

Total so far: 40 + 1 = 41

Level 10:

[x] Raised your voice/shouted against a student leader
[x] Raised your voice/shouted against a teacher
[x] Raised your voice/shouted against your discipline master/mistress
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your vice-principal
[ ] Raised your voice/shouted against your principal

Total so far: 41 + 3 = 44

Level 11:

[x] Brought weapons to the school
[ ] Brought real firearms to the school
[ ] Brought a real bomb to the school
[ ] Fired a real weapon in the school with the motive to frighten/kill
[ ] Dressed up as a terrorist in school

Grand total: 44 + 1 = 45

If you are between:
0-15 - I am a good student
16-20 - I am a good student but with occasional trouble
21-30 - I am an average student
31-40 - I am a bad student
41-50 - I am a very bad student
51-60 - I should have been caned by the discipline master
61-65 - I should have been expelled from school
66-75 - I should have been sent to a reformatory

Results - Very bad student . HOW NICE !

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